You are officially jerk #1

Let's just say you've broken every friendship rule from here to Timbuktu. I don't know how you could actually think of doing that even when you say you've had alcohol coursing through your system. I find your brother cute but I never thought of making out with him when I had a few beers at your place almost a month ago.

How could you actually think of doing what you did? You always say you live by this moral code and that you want romance... here you are making with one of my close friends at the backseat of Holly's car right next to Janey acting like a total ass and not caring if the driver's looking because you won't get in trouble... HOLLY WOULD!

You always think that someone will clean up after you and I guess that was fine if you would actually abide by this moral code you always fucking talk about. I guess it would have been fine if it wasn't my close friend who I practically lived with in college. I guess it would have been fine if the both of you didn't try to cover it up and even had the guts to talk to me about it because finding out from someone else is really degrading.

In the long list of jerks I liked you are officially number one because unlike him, you are a pretentious and deceitful coward. At least he never pretended to be "Mr. I am Morally Upright" and never really gave a rat's ass. He's a jerk, he knows it and lives with it everyday unlike you who tries to cover up everything you've done wrong with more lies and more lines like: "I don't believe in that..." Guess what? You don't believe in promiscuity? Well, Friday night just proved that your dick craves for it.

Yes. Jerk list update and you are officially #1.

Someone Anxious